question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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