ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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