I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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