He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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