I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Randomize
