and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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