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• (310): View more from California

  it was a shit show

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  We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??

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  no.

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• (518): View more from New York

  wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc

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• (415): View more from California

  He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.

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  So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.

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• (818): View more from California

  By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.

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  Stay hydrated

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later

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