No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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