Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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