We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'm at about main and main street
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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