btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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