That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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