the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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