You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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