i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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