Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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