So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
There r osticjed everywhere
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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