my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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