I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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