Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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