Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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