I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
so much tequila, so little girl.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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