Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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