he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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