Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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