she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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