these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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