i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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