Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
The struggles of a small town man whore
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Randomize
