can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
