We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
It's rum buckets o'clock
Enjoy the penises
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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