then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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