he shaved USA in his pubs
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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