I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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