I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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