Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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