i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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