Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
She announced her abortion via fbk
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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