How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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