hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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