Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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