My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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