ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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