Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Randomize
