don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I wish there were birth control emojis
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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