try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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