And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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