she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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