you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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