Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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