try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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