we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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